ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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