Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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