yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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