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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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