is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Terrible idea I love it
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