im drinking this country out of the recession.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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