She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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