Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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