guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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