5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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