I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
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I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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