Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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