In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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