just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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