Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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