but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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