ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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