Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
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He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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