Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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