ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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