I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
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College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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