i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i would punch a child for taco bell
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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