if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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