Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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