David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
This is my gift to your gina
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Ladies don't puke and tell
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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