I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
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My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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