I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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