Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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