You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
a search helicopter?!
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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