We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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