im gay
i know
yea but for you.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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