Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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