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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
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Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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