Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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