Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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