Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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