Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
