oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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