He disabled his match.com account in front of me
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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