the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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