I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
My bed smells like the plague
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