Heybabeimwearingurpanties
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
it's like heaven, but drunker
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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