Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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