He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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