No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
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You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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