dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Terrible idea I love it
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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