how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
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Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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