I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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