can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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