So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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