I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
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My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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