I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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