our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
