I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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