i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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