Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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