ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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