dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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