; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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