dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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