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What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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